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Old 29-06-2006, 11:22 PM
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Some more topics covered on that fateful Friday night. Try and imagine a background of rockin' 90's music provided by Pooky.

- Use of spandex in Star Trek: TNG
- Kudos sleepwalking
- Tgirl being plied with wine by Jasper Fforde's publishers
- The first band you ever saw?
- The scariest thing you ever saw?
- The funniest thing you ever saw?
Including: Gordy's drunk stir-fry making friend, Tgirls friend who recieved many concussions due to the bloke she fancied trying to help her and Kudos seeing someone run into the back of a car.
- The bottle with the worm in it
- What happens if you drink the worm?
- Why Tgirl can't have spicy nuts?

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it's not a very good haiku - but it is about noble sporks!
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Some more topics covered on that fateful Friday night. Try and imagine a background of rockin' 90's music provided by Pooky.

- Use of spandex in Star Trek: TNG
- Kudos sleepwalking
- Tgirl being plied with wine by Jasper Fforde's publishers
- The first band you ever saw?
- The scariest thing you ever saw?
- The funniest thing you ever saw?
Including: Gordy's drunk stir-fry making friend, Tgirls friend who recieved many concussions due to the bloke she fancied trying to help her and Kudos seeing someone run into the back of a car.
- The bottle with the worm in it
- What happens if you drink the worm?
- Why Tgirl can't have spicy nuts?

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Ahhh, the memories....

Also: K LHFAO at 'tonnes of nuns' as he leant on the sink for support. "I'm going to pee myself." :lol:
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