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Bjorn on the 4th July - a Swedish man enjoys an American holiday.
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WRONG THREAD! WRONG THREAD! VWOOP VWOOP! KILL THE INTRUDER!
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oh flarp.
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Ock of Ages- A coming of age film starring Doctor Octopus.
Loverfield- A "recovered footage" style film in which a giant, barely-seen monster falls in love with the city of New York. The Dark Night- A film about a very dark night where people can't see that much for the most part. De Hard- German porn movie.
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'You just summoned aliens back to earth. Actual aliens...deadly aliens. Aliens of death...and now your taking your clothes off..' |
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Seed - Keanu Reeves, working in a flower shop, is called with the threat that there is a bomb in his begonias -- if they grow at a rate of less than 50mm per month, the bomb will release weedkiller.
Peed - this time, Keanu is approached in the pub toilet urinal, and is told that a bomb has been planted in his pants -- if the angle of his pee drops below 50 degrees, he will crap himself. |
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Spider Ma Tobey Maguire plays a blind autistic young lad, with an aversion to the letter Y. He lives with his aunt in the deep south. While out in the garden, one day, he's bitten by an spider and his life is changed forever. He gains the abilty of sight, but unfortunatley only in seeing spiders. So he uses this new power to count the spider population, with his trusty aunt by his side... and when he sees one he shouts Spider Ma!
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