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[VALIS74]

How long can it take to learn Wonderful World? It's not exactly Handel's Messiah.
Vicars can be very stuck in their ways. But does he actually know what the Imperial March sounds like? He might be envisioning a SF electronic nightmare, rather than one of the best pieces of 'classical' music of the late twentieth century (fox).
I'm sorry this is still sucky for you. How long til the big day now?

[mosquito617]

10th december. he banned it as in the film it heralds the arrival of evil. he says not in his church even if it is a good bit of music

[Dartfordian]

Is it feasible to plug in a good CD player and sound system and actually have Louis Armstrong perform for you?

[mosquito617]

looking like lugging a large hifi to the church for the one piece of music to play, hen lugging it back to the hall of our venue where the whole evenings entertainment is on the said same hi fi

[matescallmekat]

any suggestions from the older girls on here about persistant boyfriends who wants kinky sink all the time? One track mind or what, and in my early twentys find he's bit overwhelming at times.

[count_libido]

Is that a kitchen sink or a bathroom sink?

[mosquito617]

could be a utility room sink, now thats kinky

[Boo]

Originally Posted by mosquito617

could be a utility room sink, now thats kinky

Hehe...reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons: "I'll be the janitor...and you can be the janitor's wife".

[Brigantian]

Aaaaaagh! Whatever you do, don't go onto Xhamster and run a search on 'Kinky sink". Why would they do that to / in a sink?

[Stumpy]

Myself and Donna are splitting up.

Its been a tough 6 months. Partly because I was under really bad stress, partly due to Donna's really unreasonable behaviour.

The last month has been utter hell. She tried to force me to leave my home, something I just couldnt do as I had nowhere to go. Now she has left, and whilst I was away for my birthday she raided the house and took most of the stuff we bought during our 9 years together. All of which she doesnt see as being in any way unreasonable or nasty.

Looks like I am just waiting for her solicitor to get in touch now. I feel completely gutted. I am going to be single again. Not something I look forward to in any way.