How hard is Neville Longbottom?

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We all know that Neville Longbottom is the toughest mutha in Hogwarts because he fought Lord Voldemort in a cardigan, so let's have some other examples of how hard Neville is. We did something similar ages ago with Ianto Jones and I liked that thread.

Let's start...


Neville Longbottom once outscreamed a mandrake root

When Neville Longbottom needed a new broomstick, he bit a branch off the womping willow and carved it into a broomstick faster than a Firebolt.

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Neville Longbottom is so hard that when he met a troll, it stuck a wand up its own nose.

Felix felicis is 100% essence of Longbottom

The motto of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is Longbottom Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

[Ed the Head]

Neville Longbottom is so hard that i'm scared to post anything that would make him angry.

The Basillisk is his pet.Screw you,Nagini.You're too small for the Longbottom

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There was an equal chance that either Harry Potter or Neville Longbottom's destinies were entwined with Lord Voldemort's. He chose Harry, 'cause there was a chance of beating Potter.

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Neville borrowed some pants off Hagrid but gave them back because they were too constricting.

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When Harry kisses Ginny, she wishes she was dancing with Neville Longbottom again.

[Veela Magnet]

Neville must be Hagrid's real dad, as he is the only human tough enough to mate with a full-blooded lady giant.

[Kudos]

Chuck Norris may be hard, but anything Chuck can do Neville can do too, only Neville wears a cardigan....

Dumbledore could have picked Neville to fight Voldemort, but he knew Neville wouldn't put up with the same kind of crap Harry did.

[Veela Magnet]

Neville Longbottom's patronus is Neville Longbottom.

When Tonks is hunting Death Eaters, she morphs into Neville.

Alice and Frank Longbottom weren't really tortured into madness by the Lestranges; they went insane because they couldn't get their head around producing someone as awesome as Neville.

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Neville Longbottom has never fought a dragon. When dragons see Neville Longbottom, they fly home to their mummies and cry.