You should leave her with a copy of Excel for Dummies as you leave on your last day, waving breezily and skipping with joy :D

Depends on how often the local little sneckers kick a football into my garden! :wink:

RANT: Didn't get to sleep until two in the morning :(

RANT: Up at six fifteen :evil:

RAVE: Have been on a sugar rush since eight in the morning :D

RAVE: Will finally be going to see 'Iron Man' tonight! :D

RANT: Ankle playing up again. Ow.

RAVE: Going to see SATC with my mum on Wednesday.

RANT: Idiot so called friends who treat me like crap and then accuse me of being childish when I say I don't want to see them.

I hates Yankee candles, they always always trigger my hay fever

RAVE: Skive day was goooooooooooooooooooood

RAVE: New phone! It's all blue and has unnecessary - just how I like 'em!
RANT: But is strangely devoid of people's phone numbers. Email them to me t.o.m@o2email.co.uk if you like random unsolicited text messages about crap. Guaranteed to make you happy! Or irritated.

RAVE: Devon was lovely, we went to the seaside, played mini golf and went to the Spa!

RANT: Have no food in what so ever, and I'm very hungry, and Chris is at rehearsals till 10!

RAVE: The glourious, wonderfull, sexy, fabulous K is back! He's not guilting me into writting this at all, honest ;)

RAVE: Drove all the way to Ipswich and back and I didn't crash or get lost or anything. Yay me! :mrgreen:

RANT: People who drive at 65mph in the middle lane of the motorway. Get your ass over to the left so the rest of us can overtake, for frak's sake! :evil:

RANT: The lights in the Dartford tunnel. They make my eyes go funny. :evil:

RAVE: My friend just bought a Wii Fit. Spent a few days playing on it. It's brilliant and I want one! :D

RANT: We keep missing Forum birthdays.

RAVE: Going on holiday tomorrow

See, we knew you'd be fine, like a duck to water :wink:

Aw thanks.

*feels all warm and fuzzy*

I love your avi JJ! :D

RAVE: I have my first IMDB credit!!

RANT: Even though my name's spelt wrong...

RAVE: But still, I'm on there!! :D

Now you are an official celebrity!

Yay for the Princess! :D

You're one of us now... Curse the stupid drivers, curse them to Hell! :evil:

RAVE: I've finally got round to seeing Iron Man!! :D

RAVE: It was great! :D

RANT: Now to finish off my Pulp Idol entry...

RANT: Did I say finish? I meant to say 'start'... :shock: [/quote]

So glad I'm not the only one. I think it's going to be a long night. I'm not even that convinced by the germ I have. Oh well...

You crack open a bottle of wine, I've got some beer. Let's do this :D

Oooh. Pulp Idol suicide pact. I like it. :D

I'm going to get really drunk and just write whatever comes to mind :D

My plan is similar :D

edit: half three and I've got 1300 words done of my first draft. How's it going D?

Rave: Put my notice in for work

Rant: I've got to put up with their attempts to intimidate / cajole me into staying.

Rave: I got my Pulp Idol entry in!

Congratulations! Now email them and demand they spell it correctly!

And good luck to all the Pulp writers out there...

I was in bed at half three with 1865 words done and my story completed 8)
I'm going to go over it a couple of times and post it tonight. How's it going with your story now? (Good luck! :D )

RAVE: I'm finally getting a desk of my own!

RANT: It's right next to my 1* (uber-boss) so It's smart dress and no surfing the net all day from then on! :shock: :cry:

Refuse the desk!

I wish I could.

Unfortunatly it's the only one there is. Oh well, at least he's out the office a fair bit. :?

It was the Manchester gig, and it was astonishingly amazing. :D

No you're not, I am. And I'll have his babies too.

What's Mrs. Fonz have to say about all this?

I went to bed at six with 1849 words done and my story completed 8)

I've been over it a couple of times this morning and I'm currently running around seeking second opinions and proof readers :D

RANT: Sooooooo tired.

Unless I'm very much mistaken (and I don't think I am)... we rock! :D

We so do! :D

You both rock the big one! Good luck guys

Oh, I forgot to say:

RAVE: Parcel from the lovely Count containing a whole bunch of his genius paper aeroplanes and a 1979 Blake's 7 Annual! SQUEEEEEEE! Thank you so much honey :D

Rant: Meetings I hate them.

Rant: nothing at all on TV at the moment (apart from7 o'clock saturday nights that is)

Rave: Means I can catch up on all the episodes of Batalstar and Lost I've downloaded had a friend tape for me

RANT : still ranting about the work computer system. It’s making handing my job over a lot more complex than it should...

RAVE : free cinema tickets!

RANT : did I mention work? :evil:

RAVE : :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

She can have his babies too. Such is the awesomeness of The Grohl.

RAVE: 1826 words submitted. Fly my pretties, fly! I don't expect anything after the awesomeness that was last year, but I'm really pleased with myself for making the deadline.

Good luck to all the Pulp Idollers :D

RAVE: Just submitted my Pulp Idol entry, 1921 words of greatness (in my head anyway :wink: )

RANT: Already impatient at having to wait :D

Oh, by the way, thanks D. If it hadn't been for your post last night, I probably wouldn't have done it at all :D

RANT: Stupid people who send me what are meant to be apologies but actually end up making me feel guilty as if it's my fault I was the one being treated like crap.

RAVE: Wine.

RANT: It's crap wine.

RAVE: Lovely flatmates.

RAVE : Got a massive new fridge for FREE off Freecycle Sutton - it had only been used for six months before the lady had a whole new kitchen re-done and it didn't 'fit in' anymore ! :D :D :D

Her waste is my gain ! :wink:

RANT : Fecking splinters ! :( Got one a huge one JAMMED under finger nail * ouch * , pulled it out but it was still trobbing hours later . Had to cut off 1/3 of my finger nail to get the small bit still stuck in there ! :shock: :cry: :cry: