RAVE: I'm a lucky sod apparently. :wink:

Slightly less lucky if I continue on with the bread pun massacre. :D

Spaced fan congrats on the job

raves: met DAVID LLOYD & JAMIE DELANO today at forbidden planet and had my copy of V FOR VENDETTA and THE TERRITORY signed
rants:went to see star in there eyes kids tonight and bloody george fornby won

Please tell me you're joking: the girl who sang Christina Aguilera should have won, hands down!!!?!??!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!

yeah i saw it live strangly enough at the BBC studios yet it's an itv show! i wanted Christina to win, i thought formby was well not crap as he's only nine, but he won by the cute factor where the when the girl who sung Christina was all pure talant

ok todays news

Raves: My parents are going away for 2 weeks so i have the house and sky to myself and my brother
rants: in 4 days time my best mate is going on holiday so i will be depressed for 10 days

i realised that i have all my work to dofor next week AND as i was ill most of last week i need to catch up. Only problem isi don't know what the work is and i can't get in contact with anyone ffrom college GRRG!!
So thats finishing the coursework i started AGES ago on titration for chem and some thing about sound resonating in air BLAH BLAH BLAH i haven't got a clue. M'eh wing it i couldn't care about physics to tell the truth!

RANT: Photoshop's just ruined the first three panels of todays comic!!! AAARRRGGGHHH.

RANT: Extra referral needed for tommorow. Skipping English to finish it off. Other assignments as well for next week, damn you I.T! The Monday Blues... it's always a Monday.

RAVE: New Bleach Beat Collection soon! Yay! (Meaning voice actors from the anime Bleach sing some songs about their characters and the such like and it's made into an album. The other ones were brilliant so this should be a great one as well).

Rave: TRIPLE CROWN BABY!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Rant 1: Pigeon crap. Yeah, I got bombed with pigeon guana today - and I'm not talking just a little bit. This git must've spontaneously combusted or vacuated it's bowl exorcist-style. I was smothered. And the stink! head, clothes, brolly, shoes. Bastard!

Rant 2: Helpdesks. "Pease press 1..." "Please press 2..." Eventually, you talk to a human. "Yes, all done, you should be OK now". Hangup. Nope, didn't work. Redial. "Please press 1..." etc. No it didn't work. "Do you have a call reference number as you spoke to a colleague...? Yes, here. "Yes all done, you should be OK now". Hangup. Nope, didn't work, redial. "Pease press 1..." Grr. "You are currently in a queue". "You are currently in a queue". "You are currently in a queue". "You are currently in a queue". "You are currently in a queue". "You are currently in a queue". "You are currently in a queue". "You are currently in a queue". "You are currently in a queue". "Please press 2...". No it didn't work again. "Do you have a call reference number?" What? I gave you that last time! "No, that must've been a colleague..."

And trust me, I've translated that from Malaysian to Gujarati then into Russian via Cantonese and back into Cockney.

Rave: I got no homework today! :shock:

Rant/Rave...not sure really: It was quite strange. We were doing an experiment in Biology where we measured the temperature of water in a beaker held in a clamp every few minutes (it was testing heat loss). It was a dull lesson as they wasn’t much to do except check the temperature every 2 minutes are write it down.

My friend was just as bored and said so. I agreed and said “Yeah, I wish the beaker would explode or something then at least it would be a bit more exciting.”

Except I only got as far as “…or something” when the clamp gave way and beaker fell onto are desk and shattered (into a box underneath – we weren’t hurt).

Anyway weird story, huh?

maybe you have *special powers* :shock: :shock:

:lol: Ok let's see...:

Do you mean do our electrics work? Um...I think they do. The only other weird story like this I can think of is about a month ago two lamps in two days exploded when I turned them on.

What generally?...Yes things do tend to move.

Oh wait, do you mean do I make things move? Not to my knowledge!

Yeah, it creeps me out when I am on my own in the house.

I don't know...I have been arguing with my Dad a lot lately, does that count? Oh and I've been pretty stressed over the scarily imminent GCSEs.

Um...nothing major I can think of. What do you count as a trauma?

Yep.

:shock:

hay Iona:












BOO!!!

RANT: i'm lazy. And a boob. and possibly EMO.... :cry:

Rave: learn 3D studio max tommorrow. :D

Rave: finished my essay on Jane Eyre and The Moonstone and sent off my film reviews to my editor.

Rant: Erm... guess I must be happy. :D

Rant/rave: We finally killed it :twisted:

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RANT: YAY!!!

RAVE: kudos just called me CHooChoo....how depressing.... :(

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how is YAY a rant lol


In other news NO WORK TIL THE WEEKEND

Rant however it is going to be bloody hard work!

RANT. My Nan was out shopping and some kind couple decided to nick her handbag. If I find out who it is I'm going to break their legs...

oh, what mean people... :cry: :evil:

is your Nan okay?

Yeah, shes ok, one person distracted her while the other nicked her bag from out the trolley. They're checking the CCTV so hopefully they'll catch the b**tards.

A colleague of mine at work was mugged the other day. She's a fifty-year-old woman, and this drug-addled skankazoid threatened her with a knife, pushed her over in the mud and nicked her bag.

Thing is, she's an agoraphobic who has recently returned to work after a long bout of depression. I think everyone in the office would like to get their hands on this guy and introduce a soldering iron to his private parts :x

rants: what happened to adam's nan, that was just wicked and i hope they die terribley!

raves: started new job today

RANT: I cant move my right thumb.

I can't move my third leg...

There's plenty of sites where you can get help with that :wink:

rants: well not really a rant, loving new job but am knackered

raves: best mate coming over tonight for a girly sesh and nanny mcphee

Rave: My scriptwriting seminar waqs only half an hour long today, which was good 'cos I'm rather hungover!

Just told my rent at HOME is going up.

How the heck can i afford £ 70 a week.... :cry:

That's harsh Choo.

Fortunately I managed to come up with a cunning plan where I am currently only paying about £30 a week in rent. :D

TELL ME!!!! :twisted:

I'm a Senior Resident in Uni halls, so in exchange for a couple of nights a week being on call in case of emergency I get a really cheap flat.

Damn, that won't work for me.... :(

grr.... :evil:

You have my sympathies Choo. :(

Rave: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell. What a fantastic book. :D One of the best I've ever read in my whole existence! I'm just about to start the third section, the one entitled "John Uskglass".

RANT: Part of my brace broke off so I have an appointment tommorow at 2pm, laptop has spyware on it, Wednesday is such a crap day at College, probably going to get in some trouble for skipping Lit on Monday for doing work that was needed for yesterday

RAVE: Franz Ferdinand, I've been listening to them non-stop this week. Nothing else on my iPod at all.

Rant: My eldest has been saving his pennies and hunting for months now for a General Grievous Wheel Bike. So I was really pleased when I found one the other day, and decided to surprise him with it on his brother's birthday, so he had something to play with. Only he was SO excited he rushed off to put it together, which meant fixing the four legs on, but he put them on THE WRONG WAY ROUND. So it doesn't fold up properly and it doesn't roll properly either. And they don't come off again, it seems.. :cry:

Rave: The birthday party went well.

rant: nearly the weekend :(

They do come off MC, just tried it on mine.

HOW??!! We tried and I was afraid I was going to break the thing?!