Rants: finding out that some bastards are buying Blue Peter Badges on ebay to get into places free, i had to earn my 2

Raves: Loving my job still and now have 2 days off whohoo

Rant - not getting an interview for the job I'm currently doing - and being told that I am better than the candidates they've interviewed....

Rave - Got tickets to see Richard Herring doing a pre Edinburgh warm up gig.

Rave: I am in The Daily Express and on Radio 5 Live tomorrow

Rant: I cannot tell anyone why until midnight when I will be asleep anyway!

RANT: Everybody in the office is trying to use up their remaining leave before financial Year End at the end of March. Which boils down to me, alone in the office, trying to do the work of about 5 people. If I have to answer one more query about why our ******* website doesn't work I may well run riot in the town centre with a staple-remover.

RAVE: I saw the season-1 mini-series of the 4400 the other day and it's brilliant!

RANT: Where can I see the rest? I don't get Sky. Where are the DVDs?

RANT: For that matter, where's the rest of the Dead Zone? America are supposed to be our ALLIES! If you're so bloody grateful we followed you into Iraq, then give us sodding Veronica Mars!

RAVE: Season 2 of The Twilight Zone is top sweet. Expensive, though.

That second sentence there should have been a rant.

RANT: Expensive, though.

So for those of us who don't buy a paper or listen to Radio 5 Live, please tell us why !

Sass

RANT: Back at sodding work! :evil:

RAVE: Coffee!

RANT: someone keeps eating all my cheese

RAVE: going home for easter next week! i'll be able to drive!

RAVE: I'm off tomorrow hurrah! Bout the entire series of The 10th Kingdom on dvd from ebay for a tenner and have loved watching it again. Scott Cohen mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm whhooops sorry I drooled.

RANT: Still haven't managed to get any books out of the library and I have a long train journey tonight. Wish the library I worked in had a bigger fiction section.

Rave: The second season of Doctor Who is coming soon and I am really excited!

Rant: I've got to write two history essays for tomorrow :(

I'll write them for twenty quid!

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