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20091030 Friday October 30, 2009

FILM REVIEW: Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant


12A • 108 mins • 23 October

Director: Paul Weitz

Cast: John C Reilly, Chris Massoglia, Ken Watanabe, Salma Hayek, Michael Cerveris

Rating:

With the fad for bloodsuckers still rising like a corpse from Sunnydale Cemetery, it takes guts to play with accepted vampire tropes. In this adaptation of Darren Shan's young adult books, centred on a travelling sideshow of freaks and grotesque creatures, the undead have no fangs but use sharpened fingernails to slit veins. They breathe gas that knocks humans out and can run (or "flit") really fast, like The Flash. Turning into bats is "bullshit" according to grumpy but sympathetic vamp Crepsley, who recruits class swot Shan to work as his assistant at the circus in exchange for saving his friend's life. Soon Shan realises he's caught in a secret war between Vampires (Crepsley's non-violent gang) and the Vampaneze (grotty murderers).

There's an attractive grotesqueness to the world - like a woman who can regrow limbs offering her finger to a suitor to eat - which sits somewhere between Dickensian pantomime and gross-out comedy. Wooden lead aside, there are excellent character performances, particularly John C Reilly as the droll Crepsley. Crunching a lengthy story into under two hours means the film’s chief flaw is its pace. It lacks emotional impact, the characters' transitions feeling perfunctory, all dread and grief are somehow unreal and the final "be true to yourself" message seems like an afterthought. We're never told why Darren's so keen on spiders or what a half-vampire is - there's no time for explanation.

It lifts the coffin lid for further instalments and there's enough innovation to make a sequel potentially interesting. Cirque Du Freak is a quirky, Carnivàle-tinged alternative to romances like Twilight, but it remains more of a curio than a serious contender for the next gothic craze.

Dave Bradley

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Shame. I remember rather enjoying the books. They had a well thought out mythology and some fun characters. But compressing three into one? Quite hard, I'd have thought. Oh well.

Posted by shinysavage (127.0.0.1) on October 30, 2009 at 12:34 PM GMT
Website: http://shinysavage.blogspot.com/ #

Saw it last Saturday and thought it was a pile of crap. Besides John C Reilly's performance, I thought the film was horrible - the plot (why cover so many books for one movie), the main leads, the cgi (the spider looks like it should be in a Playstation game), the effects (the wolfman is laughably bad)and the villans (was I the only one uncomfortable watching Mr Tiny sitting in the car beside Darren giving him a strange look) was all terrible. Give it a miss, I would have given this two stars.

Posted by ChrisSmyth (127.0.0.1) on October 30, 2009 at 03:37 PM GMT #

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