1 The Railway Arms – Life On Mars
We thought we'd better get this one out of the way as soon as possible, and not just because the '70s decor and smell of lager encrusted carpets will make you heave before you've even had a pint. The main problem is that the barman, Nelson, who may be playing up the whole Jamaican accent a bit, will have you convinced you're in some Total Recall scenario, where you’re not sure if you’re awake or dreaming. Which is bad enough when you're sober, but after a few pints will send you completely mental. So one quick pint at the Arms and away before you're throwing yourself off a roof or something.