Spurious Awards Of The Week

Poster Of The Week

Now, this is an X-Men sequel we want to see… A real Days Of Future Past. Sid James is Wolverine and the idea of Charles Hawtrey as a camp Nightcrawler has us chuckling all the way to the Danger Room. And we bet Rogue doesn’t call Bernard Bresslaw Colossus for nothing, fnarr, fnarr. A work of warped art from Chris Weston.

Colin Baker Cosplay Of The Week

Fringe’s new Oracle, Simone, has the kind of scary dress sense we haven’t seen since the Sixth Doctor was on our screen…

Sing Star Of The Week

At first, hearing Misfits’ frankly psycho probation officer sing the opening lines to Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s “The Power Of Love” (“I’ll protect you from the Hooded Claw… Keep the vampires from your door”) was downright creepy. We’d pity the Hooded Claw and Dracula if it ever it ever did come to a fight. But as the song went on… blimey, he has a great pair of lungs on him. Not quite the voice of an angel, as Abby puts it… more a devil who’s called in his claim to that blue singer he met at a crossroads once.

Face Of The Week

We’re not sure if Claire in Haven is pulling an, “Damn, my secret’s just been discovered” face or if she’s just been given a wedgie. She just narrowly beats Caroline in Vampire Diaries who seems to auditioning for Made In Chelsea…

Quote Of The Week

Ian Somerhalder on the neverending love triangle in The Vampire Diaries: “Elena loves both of these guys, and they love her dearly. I mean, they’d literally die for her. And one of them probably may end up one day doing that. It’s powerful. If it is Damon who ends up dying for Elena, the point right before he dies, hopefully he looks up into the eyes of his killer or Elena or the camera, straight down the barrel and says, ‘You had to drag it out this long?’” [via Blastr]

Nightmare Of The Week

What if Game Of Thrones were on the CW? Shudder.

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