Spurious Awards Of The Week

Unexpected Fanboy Of The Week

Tyler is not impressed with Klaus slagging off his favourite show in The Vampire Diaries.

Surprise Crossover Of The Week


In Haven, we’re not entirely sure how Audrey and Nathan identified that skin suit in a vat of goo as former colleague Tommy Bowen. It looked more like one of those crap latex masks the Hood from Thunderbirds used to us.

Shiny Helmets Of The Week

Compiled by Keith Melton.

Luckiest Restaurant Of The Week

A restaurant in Cardiff got an unexpected (and maybe, ultimately unwanted) advertising boost this week from clearly-still-new-to-the-world-of-Doctor-Who-fandom Jenna-Louise Coleman. In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, the actress playing new companion Clara revealed, “[Karen Gillan] sent me a message. She texted me. I was pacing around, trying to figure out a scene and I checked my phone and I just had a message from her saying kind of ‘Good luck,’ and ‘You’re going to knock it out the park.’ Then she told me to eat at Woods restaurant in Cardiff. That was her Cardiff tip.” Except that now Jenna will never be able to book a table there, because it’ll be constantly rammed with Who fans all desperate for a glimpse of her in the flesh…

Trailer Of The Week

Those Honest Trailer guys strike again.


Portrait Of The Week

This is a portrait of William Shatner. No really. We kid you not. He’s in there. You just can’t see him. He’s hiding behind a bale. No, honestly… If you don’t believe us, maybe you’ll believe this man…

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