Spurious Awards Of The Week

Burn Gorman Impression Of The Week

Roman gives Steve Newlin some help with his “Owen From Torchwood” impression in True Blood.

Pissed Teacher Of The Week

Algebra’s even worse with some werewolf teacher who’s been overdosing on wine gums, as the kids find out in Teen Wolf.

Software Of The Week

We never knew there was a time travel element to Bedlam, but clearly Ellie (Lacey Turner) has nipped forward to 2019 to borrow this spectacular image-enhancing software from Rick Deckard. From smudge on ancient photo to recognisable face in just four steps.

Omen Moment Of The Week

And while we’re on the subject of movie homages in Bedlam this week, not only did it apparently guest star Damien Thorn, but there was even a plummeting lift moment. Anyone else waiting with baited breath for the metal chord to slice Joseph And His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat winner Lee Mead in half? And disappointed when it didn’t?

Childhood Memories Of The Week

Created by Andy Fairhurst. And there are loads more over at Deviant Art.

Dark Knight Of The Week

At least you can see what’s happening in the action sequences…

Recycling Of The Week

A shiny dragon completely made out of old CDs. Clearly not James Blunt CDs. They’d be too wet. Created by Amon-a-boat. [via Geeks Are Sexy]

Musical Plea Of The Week

Trouble is, George RR Martin will probably react by killing off more Starks in a massive minstrel massacre.

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