Spurious Awards Of The Week

Montage Of The Week

We remember the days when a spaceship rumbling overhead was the signature shot of any sci-fi film. Now it’s the three-point landing.

Bizarre Remakes Of The Week

Robert Pattinson is having a bit of a change of image in David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis, and to celebrate the fact, Premiere France has produced a photoshoot of the Twilight heartthrob based on classic Cronenberg flicks, including Videodrome, Scanners and Dead Ringers. [via Blastr – where there are even more]

Hissyfit Of The Week

In The Vampire Diaries, Klaus finds an ingenious way of getting round that “not being invited in” nonsense. We’d be surprised if this didn’t make it into our Top 20 TV Moments of 2012 come this December.

New Dalek Paradigm Of The Week

Britain’s got something. We’re not sure it’s talent. Click on the image if you truly want to see the performance.

Cake Of The Week

A cake of thrones, by The Bunny Baker, via Body Of A Geek Goddess.

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