Spurious Awards Of The Week

App Of The Week

Forget Instagram, EyeStalk lets you see through the eye of a Dalek with your smartphone. Sellotape it to your face for maximum effect.

Terrifying/Adorable Ski-Wear Of The Week

Of all the Kickstarter projects online right now, we think you’ll agree this is the one most worthy of your hard earned cash – a knitted Cthulhu Ski Mask guaranteed to make you the coolest tentacle-face on the peaks. Pledge your readies here.

Sour Eggs Of The Week

Being a film critic can be a cushy job. Hiding behind your words while passing judgement on others. But Samuel L Jackson turned the tables on New York Times film critic AO Scott after taking offence at his less than stellar review (though he does make some good points). Hope Nick Fury hasn’t seen our review yet…