Spurious Awards Of The Week

Doctor Who Rock Mix Of the Week

Check out Eric Calderone’s YouTube page for more sci-fi-themed heavy metal riffs, including Batman and Game Of Thrones. Rock on.

Imp Slap Of The Week

AKA The Tyrion Award Of The Week goes to… Tyrion! For putting cousin Lancel in his place during the latest episode. But we were more taken by his nifty office.

The Lego-makes-everything-better Of The Week Award

Anti-Star Wars Celebration Of The Week

To celebrate Star Wars day the tattoo parlour at the end of SFX Towers’ very own street has been showing off samples of the kinds of tattoos you can get inked onto your skin for life. Some are undeniably awesome (the Darth Vader Daddy tat), but we wouldn’t let some of them anywhere near our bodies, even in temporary tattoo form. Did we mention it’s for life?

Spoilsport Of The Week

Let’s face it, this guy’s ruined cosplay for everyone. How are we supposed to top that?

Unexpected Crossover Of The Week

Disappointment Of The Week

Anyone else read these as “Dementer Fragrances”? We wonder what Harry’s worst nightmares smell like?

Life Imitating Art Of The Week

Oh how we laughed when Lauren Socha was sentenced to community service. “Will she wear the same boiler suit?” we joked. But then we realised the community service was for a racially aggravated assault. And then E4 announced Socha would not be returning for the fourth series of Misfits. And then we all just felt a bit sad.

Art Imitating (virtual) Life Of The Week

In their latest issues, friends of SFX, PSM3 and Xbox World Magazine have put together a series of videogame-themed movie posters. Who wouldn’t want to see these on the big screen?