Spurious Awards Of The Week

Best Way To Break Your Eyes And Brain All At Once

56 episodes of Star Trek watched simultaneously. Nice one.

Pop Video Of The Week

The band Hot Problems fronted by the entire cast of Star Wars.

Best Boardgame-Inspired Movie Of The Week

No, not Battleship. (Thanks Crushable and @NobbyNobody and @El_Gnome.)

Sex Toy Of The Week

Possibly not an official BBC spin-off product:

House Makeover Programme Of The Week

Channel 4′s Get Your House In Order visits a Doctor Who collector. (Sorry, tons of adverts in this.)

That’s your lot. Enjoy your weekend!