Spurious Awards Of The Week

Female Doctors, the Muppets mystery solved and Skyrim sadism in this week’s Spurious Awards

NHS BUDGET CUTS OF THE WEEK

We’ve always known the food’s a bit naff, but we didn’t know the NHS was resorting to shoving coma patients in the janitor’s closet.

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Future Tech Of The Week

One day, all comic covers will move like this. And that day cannot come quickly enough.

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DARK CITY REMAKE OF THE WEEK

No Richard O’Brien cameo, unfortunately, but seems Merlin’s one step closer to uncovering that alien conspiracy.

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Epic Disregard For The 99% Of The Week

$2.1 million might seem like a lot of money for a comic book, but when you factor in the fact that Nicolas Cage has likely touched it, it seems fair. Mmm, Cage residue…

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UNEXPECTED (BUT BRILLIANT) CROSSOVER OF THE WEEK

The video says it all.

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