Spurious Awards Of The Week

Highlander remake, Amy Pond’s psyche, stupid head gear, Jurassic Park lyrics and a whole load more

HIGHLANDER REMAKE OF THE WEEK

Lost Girl is loyal to the Connery/Lambert original, right down to the really dodgy Scottish accents…

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BBC COST-CUTTING MEASURES OF THE WEEK

Actors required to create their own monsters on The Sarah Jane Adventures.
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SHORTEST JOURNALIST OF THE WEEK

Warehouse 13’s Pete and Myka interviewed by Hobbit Monthly.
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SEX CHANGE OF THE WEEK

Could it be true? Can the White Guardian be returning to Doctor Who? He may be trying to fool us by regenerating into a woman, but the dead bird on the bonce is a surefire giveaway. Or is it just Lilly Collins looking downright ridiculous in the new Tarsem Singh-directed Snow White movie?
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SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING OF THE WEEK

Boy drinks too much Red Bull in The Fades (and creates a whole new euphemism in the process… as in “What’s he been doing in the loo all this time?” “Just drinking too much Red Bull.”).
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SELF-IMAGE PROBLEM OF THE WEEK

Right, okay, so when Amy Ponds draws her ideal Rory, she displays remarkable draftsmanship. But when she comes to draw herself, she makes herself look like something a myopic ten-year-old drew during an earthquake for something called Captain Spoonface. We think she has issues.
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REDUB OF THE WEEK (NSFW)

Now this is the kind of editing George should be doing every time he releases the Star Wars saga on a new format…
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OBSESSIVE OF THE WEEK

How far would you go to look like your (super)hero? Philippine Herbert Chavez – who, you can see from his bedroom, is a bit of a Supermen nutter – went under the knife to reinvent himself as the Man Of Steel (maybe Man Of Silicon would be a better name?). And he didn’t only have his face changed, but his whole physique too. Michael Jackson would have been proud. We wonder if he’s changed the name of his house to Krypton? And yet, strangely, he was still beaten to the role in the movie by Henry Cavill. Sometimes there is no justice in the world.

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