SFX Spurious Awards Of The Week

Carry On Spider-Man, Captain Jack’s dream sex toy, vampire bling, Supernatural job change and loads more…

CAREER CHANGE OF THE WEEK

BLING OF THE WEEK

Silver or otherwise, we defy anyone to be able to get out of bed with that much bling round their neck. (And this week’s True Blood must also hold some kind of record for the show – number of bed shots where the characters aren’t naked.)

BUSTING SOME MOVES OF THE WEEK

For a few weeks now we’ve been wondering what all that breakdancing in the opening credits of Alphas has to do with the show itself. This week Hicks gives us the answer.

COMEDY BIRDS OF THE WEEK

It’s a draw! Awarded jointly to exploding avian in Haven (who demise looked like something out of one of Terry Gilliam’s animations for Monty Python) and Warehouse 13 for a what looked like a fat CGI budgie that hopped along like the Froglets from The Clangers.

SEX TOY OF THE WEEK

What a pleasant surprise to see Ianto in Victorian London helping out at Warehouse 12. He never mentioned that on his CV when he was trying to join Torchwood. Using the expression above may have helped too – he looks like Jack Harkness’s dream blow-up sex doll.

DEIMAGINING OF THE WEEK

These days it’s all “darker” this and “grittier” that. But sometimes all you want is “psychedelic”. Which is why our chums over at Games Radar have given Batman Arkham City a ’60s makeover. And you know what? We wanna play that game!